10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet