10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters