10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."