10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim