10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker