10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson