10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.