10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.