10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson