10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow