10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-