10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"