10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon