10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus