10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."