10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth