10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson