10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"