10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs