10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom