10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician