10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright