10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.