10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson