10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.