10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus