10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--