10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.