10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth