10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.