10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.