10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson