10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Those eggs smell delicious!