10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.