10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.