10 Random Poker Quotes

Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson