10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.