10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- in the poker game of life women are the rake