10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Why not, when some because there are three.