10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth