10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Those eggs smell delicious!