10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."