10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.