10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.