10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)