10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)