10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.