10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway