10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.