10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi